Were-Werewe spends most of his time at home. When he needs to get something done, he'll go out to his shop, but he does most of his business in the living room - so he hasn't much need to leave. He sleeps in a bed; it's a good bed and we all know it.
When he wants to have fun, Were-Werewe participates in the SweetWheat BrewBake WhiskeyWine guzzling festivals held thrice weekly at the local Pubbery and Gecko-Upholstry Artisanship.
Were-Werewe seems to put a bit of effort into spending time near rope. He has been caught multiple times by local lawmongers sneaking into the nearby rope harvestry. This is odd considering Were-Werewe's Physicianmancer reports Werewe has an irritating allergic reaction to rope in any form. The allergy is reportedly only psychological.
Local townsfolk report (in terribly broken English) that during Week's End, Were-Werewe sneaks into the DeepDark of the Scourgewood and lights off illegal fireworks. This investigator could not confirm or deny these claims during the study. But, we doubt the validity of these claims for two reasons - Firstly that there are no firework laws in Scourgewood county. Secondly, it's common knowledge that most local townsfolk suffer from a chronic condition of drinking way too much hallucinogenic tea.
Since the study was privately funded, it ran out of money before a location-tracking spell could be attached to Werewe's favorite fur frock, it's difficult to make any sort of compelling or interesting inferences about his life.
When he wants to have fun, Were-Werewe participates in the SweetWheat BrewBake WhiskeyWine guzzling festivals held thrice weekly at the local Pubbery and Gecko-Upholstry Artisanship.
Were-Werewe seems to put a bit of effort into spending time near rope. He has been caught multiple times by local lawmongers sneaking into the nearby rope harvestry. This is odd considering Were-Werewe's Physicianmancer reports Werewe has an irritating allergic reaction to rope in any form. The allergy is reportedly only psychological.
Local townsfolk report (in terribly broken English) that during Week's End, Were-Werewe sneaks into the DeepDark of the Scourgewood and lights off illegal fireworks. This investigator could not confirm or deny these claims during the study. But, we doubt the validity of these claims for two reasons - Firstly that there are no firework laws in Scourgewood county. Secondly, it's common knowledge that most local townsfolk suffer from a chronic condition of drinking way too much hallucinogenic tea.
Since the study was privately funded, it ran out of money before a location-tracking spell could be attached to Werewe's favorite fur frock, it's difficult to make any sort of compelling or interesting inferences about his life.
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